ROAD REPORT
WED DEC 30, 1998
AUSTIN, TX

SHOCKER: EVIDENCE OF JEWS FOUND IN AUSTIN!

Breakast in a Texas Deli! Yee-haw! And a damn fine one at that!

What's going on? Austin's going on and ROAD REPORT, thus far, finds it to be a Capitol Idea! [inside joke for you geography mavens! See photo right, for the geography impaired.]

It's Desi's old stomping ground of course [she graduated from the University of Texas here] and so ROAD REPORT went about the day exploring sites forgotten for many years.

The excursion included a minor break-in to boot!

Though the lovely Post Oak-lined campus was all but shut up for the holidays, ROAD REPORT was able to gain exclusive access to the F. Loren Winship Drama Building via a couple of less-than-security-minded maintenance men who looked the other way as ROAD REPORT took the VIP self-guided tour. Nothing could be finer.

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RIDENOUR STALKS THE ROAD REPORT!

Perhaps as payback, or perhaps to give us more fodder, right-wing conspirator and possibly unstable [click here for full story] pistol-packing Paul Ridenour has made his way from down Dallas and checked in at the same hotel as the ROAD REPORT!

With lovely wife Dottie [sister of Desi!] in tow, their visit is "to hang out with you guys for New Years!"...but ROAD REPORT is concerned, and we'll be watching our backs!

Impacting hard this New Years Eve!

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HEADLINE TO PONDER FROM TODAYS AUSTIN AMERICAN-STATESMAN:

"WITNESSES NOT NEEDED, LOTT SAYS"

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AND FINALLY...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DOROTHY HORNER -- WITH MUCH LOVE FROM THE ROAD REPORT!

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