ROAD REPORT
MON DEC 28, 1998
DALLAS, TX

PAUL RIDENOUR HAS "SATURDAY NIGHT AND SUNDAY MORNING PERSONALITIES"!!

The ROAD REPORT has learned first-hand of a shocking revelation in the Southern Baptist community of Garland, Texas! Despite accepted church preachings explicitly warning against such behavior, Desi Doyen's Brother-in-Law, Paul Ridenour -- a very active and vocal member of the Lake Pointe Baptist Church -- was seen drinking not one, but one-and-a-half frozen margaritas at a local bar/restaraunt in the Dallas metropolitan area!

The event took place Saturday evening, Dec. 26 [the day after Christmas!] at Gloria's, a popular El Salavadorian eatery in Oak Lawn -- popularly known as the Dallas' gay district!! The ROAD REPORT witnessed Ridenour's raucous behavior leading to his wife Dottie [who drank nothing but water that night] subsequently removing the remainder of margarita #2 before things might have become completely out of hand!

The evening ended early afterwards, because Ridenour had to "get up for church the next morning"! ROAD REPORT hopes the hang over didn't hit him too hard...he's the drummer in the church band! Bang, bang, bang! POW!

Impacting hard this coming Easter!...

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ESCAPE TO CUT-N-SHOOT!

After several delightful days amongst the Dallas Doyens, merry McNeir's, happy Horner's and raucous [see story above] Ridenour's, ROAD REPORT returned briefly to the bricks for a visit to Pere Doyen and other dandy denizens of the Cut-N-Shoot clan, way down "deep in the heart of..." as the ditty goes!

Just in time, it turned out, for an evening bonfire and the bringing in of daughter Julianne's sweet 16th. [Sources tell ROAD REPORT that Julianne packs one hell of a punch on the Silver Gloves circuit!] Happy Birthday J.D.!

ROAD REPORT will keep residence here for another day or so, before taking the long and winding road back towards La La land...At least we hope it's long, if not to terribly winding!

Developing...

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