ROAD REPORT
MON DEC 21, 1998
HOLBROOK, AZ

METEOR CRASHES INTO EARTH!; TEMPERATURES PLUMMET!

An 80 foot meteor has slammed into the earth's crust causing an enormous crater nearly 2.5 miles in circumference! Multiple sources familiar with the event have confirmed this, and after accepting a small payment from us, allowed us to tour the the haunting collision site near Winslow, AZ this afternoon! Which was unusually cold for this time of year!

The crater is 60 stories deep and could house twenty 100,000 seat football stadiums! Fortunately, the site is located in a remote area of the desert, nowhere near the population base of Winslow or nearby Flagstaff.

The collision occurred just over 46,000 years ago! POW!

Impacting hard...

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REPORT: FOOD NEARLY GIVEN AWAY NEAR COLORADO RIVER!

Breakfast is cheap and easy in the gambling town of Laughlin, NV! Desi Doyen made off with two eggs, two strips of bacon, two sausage links, hashbrowns and wheat toast for just 99 cents at the River Palms Casino on the bank of the Colorado! "I'm glad we stopped here!" said Doyen.

Brad Friedman lost only two dollars to the one-armed bandits that stood between him and the casino's cafe.

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EDITORS: NOT SLEEPING IN WIG-WAM TONIGHT!!

"It looks good to me!"

Acting with a bit too much excitement upon finding a clean and decent room for only $19.99, Brad Friedman advised Desi Doyen that they should check-in for the night at the Sahara Inn in Holbrook, AZ.

Had they gone just a few more minutes down the road, they could have slept in a well heated "Wig-Wam" for just a few dollars more at the Wig-Wam Motel. Oh, well, can't win 'em all!

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