Tired of the Partisan Politics of Personal Destruction [well, with a couple of weeks off anyway until the Senate returns from recess] and with a Honda registered in Texas and requiring it's first annual inspection, it's once again time to hit the road and find out what life is like beyond the Beltway [well, life without the constant droning of MSNBC in anycase.]

So we're on the road for a few weeks, and our report will not return once we do!

We've got just a few days to get from LA to Texas, but hopefully we'll have a bit more time for goofing off after that and before returning to Sunny Hollywood.

Check in right here for the Latest Scoops and World Exclusives! Dirt dug up straight from the roadside - so you know it's both fresh and reliable! If we're late a day or two, it's because we're out in the field and talking to sources! --- We will not resign!

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