SAT JAN 9, 1999-
ZION NATIONAL
PARK, UT |
·EXLUSIVE: POWELL TO RUN IN 2000!!
·PROOF THAT HOLLYWOOD ELITES CONSPIRED WITH CLINTONISTA'S IN MASSIVE 1996 UTAH LAND GRAB!
·VIRGIN RUNS WILD THROUGH NATIONAL PARK! |
FRI JAN 8, 1999-
PAGE, AZ |
·AMBUSHED BY INDIANS IN NAVAJO COUNTRY!!
·AMBUSHED BY PAPARAZZI ON THE SLOPES!
·AMBUSHING THE DAM LOCALS AT THE DAM BAR!
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WED JAN 6, 1999-
PURGATORY, CO |
·CATHOLIC WOMAN BEATS HUSBAND!!
·DESI DOYEN SHUTS DOWN SKI SLOPE AT PURGATORY!! |
TUE JAN 5, 1999-
????????, CO |
·WE KNOW WHERE WE ARE, BUT YOU DON'T! YOU
INSIPID ILLITERATE MORONS! |
SUN JAN 3, 1999-
ALBUQUERQUE, NM |
·DNA TEST RESULTS ARE IN: IT'S A MATCH!
MATT DRUDGE IS A PRAIRIE DOG!!!
·MYSTERIOUS DEATHS: ROCK STAR, FREEDOM FIGHTER SLAIN!!
·NO WINNERS YET IN THE "GUESS OUR NEXT DESTINATION" CONTEST! |
SAT JAN 2, 1999-
LUBBOCK, TX |
·THE SUN HAS RIZ, THE SUN HAS SET...AND
HERE WE IZ, IN TEXAS YET!
·LUBBOCK OR LEAVE IT?!
·PLAY THE "GUESS OUR NEXT DESTINATION" CONTEST! |
FRI JAN 1, 1999-
FREDERICKSBURG, TX |
·GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL: "FIRST LADY
LIVING ALONE! WITHOUT PRESIDENT!!"
·THE TEXANS ARE REVOLTING!!
·EXPLOSIONS ROCK SAN ANTONIO! |
WED DEC 30, 1998-
AUSTIN, TX |
·SHOCKER: EVIDENCE OF JEWS FOUND IN
AUSTIN!
·RIDENOUR STALKS THE ROAD REPORT! |
TUE DEC 29, 1998-
AUSTIN, TX |
·BARBIE® SAYS: "HOWDY FROM
AUSTIN!"
·KMOX - THE VOICE OF TEXAS?
·BARBIE® ALSO SAYS: "HOWDY FROM ALISTAR!" |
MON DEC 28, 1998-
CUT-N-SHOOT, TX |
·PAUL RIDENOUR HAS "SATURDAY NIGHT AND SUNDAY
MORNING PERSONALITIES"!!
·ESCAPE TO CUT-N-SHOOT! |
FRI DEC 25, 1998-
DALLAS, TX |
·JESUS CHRIST BORN! JEWISH BOY! MOM THINKS HE'S GOD! |
WED DEC 23, 1998-
DALLAS, TX |
·TEN BODIES DISCOVERED HALF-BURIED NEAR AMARILLO!
·MESA ROAD COLLAPSES INTO CANYON BELOW!
·SOURCE: "PRINCE OF EGYPT - NOT AS GOOD AS BOOK!" |
TUE DEC 22, 1998-
SANTA ROSA, NM |
·MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SPENDING UNCOVERED IN
SOUTHWEST!!
·EVEN CRAPPY RESTAURANTS SERVE KILLER FOOD IN NEW MEXICO!
·GREEN HOUSE EFFECT? OUR FAT WHITE ASSES! |
MON DEC 21, 1998-
HOLBROOK, AZ |
·METEOR CRASHES INTO EARTH!
TEMPERATURES PLUMMET!
·REPORT: FOOD NEARLY GIVEN AWAY NEAR COLORADO RIVER!
·EDITORS: NOT SLEEPING IN WIG-WAM TONIGHT!! |
SUN DEC 20, 1998-
NEEDLES, CA |
·STUCK IN NEEDLES! |
